Chicaspotting A Field Guide To Latinas Of The United States [Paperback]

How can you find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them? Three-time #1 bestselling author Joe Bovinos latest #1 bestseller,Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States,combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. Its the ultimate chicaspotting companion.

With its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chica magnets, mating habits, and more, this incredibly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date Latinas from 14 distinct American subcultures (or species), including the following:

• SYMMETRICAL FORCE (Colombian American): Butt size varies, but breast implants are practically a rite of passage and she likes em BIG.
• TRIFECTA (Venezuelan American): Routinely causes an erection lasting more than 4 hours, but neediness, jealousy, and controlling behavior  a real trifecta of drama  occasionally spoil the mood.
• TACO BELLE (Mexican American): Warm and cuddly as a teddy bear but (somewhat) shy around strangers, especially gringos.
• BUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): Ask this happy-go-lucky chica about her best feature and chances are shell turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.
• TRANSFORMER (Cuban American): If her breasts are large enough to match her hips and butt, she can be a Latin Jessica Rabbit, but too much Cuban food or too many kids and shell transform into Rosie ODonnell right before your eyes.
• And Nine More!

If youre easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this funny because it's true guide will gils!