Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves [Board book]

Are you cursed with two left feet? Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not. Salvation is at hand.

Singing hymns of praise is standard practice-now it's time to set your feet a-tapping with a collection of original dance moves inspired by Jesus and the likes of Moses and John the Baptist. Dances include: the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga. Each dance move is outlined with: how to, inspiration, and an illustration. Slyly irreverent but ultimately festive, Dancing with Jesus is illustrated in full color. Best of all, two of the dances are animated for full effect by a lenticular cover and last-spread finale, making this a truly one-of-a-kind novelty item!

As the Bible says in Ecclesiastes, there is, A time to weep, a time to laugh, a time to mourn, a time to dance.

Sam Stallis an author, freelance writer, and former editor ofIndianapolis Monthlymagazine. He has written more than a dozen books specializing in humor and pop culture, including theSouth Parkepisode guides. Sam lives in Indianapolis, Indiana. What may seem like a simple, unnecessary child's board-book for adults on the surface is actually an action-packed, step-by-step guide that might actually change your life. Or it may not . . . but can you really afford to take that chance? . . . Sam Stall firmly establishes that he has the necessary motor skills to write. By taking on a hard-hitting, polemic theme, Stall proves that one man's blasphemy is another man's sense of humor. BookFetish.org