Horrid Henry's Joke Book [Paperback]

<p>Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers!</p><p>These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!</p><p>Mummy's Curse Jokes 3<br>Grisly Grub Jokes 11<br>Gross-Out Jokes 17<br>Scary Sitter Jokes 21<br>Terminator Gladiator Jokes 24<br>Underpants Jokes 27<br>Stinkbombs 32<br>Doctor Dettol Jokes 35<br>Dizzy Dave's Dinosaur Jokes 40<br>Moody Margaret<br>Knocks Sour Susan Jokes 45<br>Beefy Bert's Beastly Jokes 52<br>Aerobic Al's Sports Jokes 59<br>Jokes Not to Tell Aunt Ruby 65<br>Jokes Not to Tell Miss Battle-Axe 68<br>Perfect Peter's Favorite Jokes 76<br>Jokes Much Too Rude to Tell Mom 85</p><p>Warning!<br>Do not read this joke book if: </p><ul><li>Your name is Prissy Polly </li><li>You're a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale </li><li>You watch Nellie's Nursery on TV </li></ul><p>These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that-<br>"Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book-or else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!"<br>"Mooom! Henry's being mean to me!"<br>"Don't be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes."<br>"NO!"</p><p><em>Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?</em><br>The skeleton didn't have the guts.</p><p><em>Why was the Egyptian boy upset?</em><br>His daddy was a mummy.</p>"Dig through all the grisly groaners in Horrid Henry's Joke Book. You might even enjoy Perfect Peter's favorites too - even with Henry'sl#Ä