Ho'd I Get Here And Why Am I Stealing M&M's From Air Force One [Paperback]

Dan Beckmann appears to be an average guy living a common life. That is, until he begins to share his extraordinary collection of surprising stories. He finds adventure the way he finds friends—everywhere. Through his witty, lighthearted, and entertaining tales, he reminds us that the best things in life are free, that extraordinary adventures are always waiting just around the corner—and that it’s never too late to laugh your way to the finish line. No matter where you are in life there are people around you who help you step up, step over, or step to it. Even if you’ve stepped in it!

Acknowledgments
Falsehoods and Liberties    
A Note From The Author   

Bush, Brokaw, and Burglary at 39,000 Feet   
Music in the Midwest: The Sound of My Formidable Years   
Stars, Stripes, and Yikes!    
Radio Dazed    
Laundry Day and Local TV    
“His Airness” and The Little Man    
My Life and Times in the Middle East    
“Is This Supposed To Happen?”    
Golfing With an Arnold Palmer    
Brother, Can You Spare My Dime?    
Spies, Lies, and Videotape    
Happy Birthday, John!   
“Get Me People in Spandex”    
Steven Hawking Unplugged    
Space Cowboys    
Music Mayhem    
There’s Something Fishy Going On In Dubai    
Floating from Finland to Florida 
  
Epilogue    
Lastly, a quick thanks:    
Lastly, Lastly—About the Author:

Dan Beckmann appears to be an average guy living a common life. That is, until he begins to share his extraordinary collection of surprising stories. He finds advenló“