Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist [Board book]

Move over, Mother Goose.

Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome toHickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist—the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere.

Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to.

Drinks include:
—Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo
—Jack and Coke (and Jill)
—Ring Around the Rosé
—Old MacDonald Had a Flask
—Baa, Baa, Black Russian
—and more!

“More fun at a baby shower than a Diaper Genie.”
—Tampa Bay Times

It's not easy to riff off childhood favorites with such a clean balance of wit and punch, but Federle nails it.”
—Food Network Dish

“The exhaustion and the joy of parenthood are palatable. That is what makes this book exceptional. It perfectly captures both ends of the parenting spectrum.”
—BookTrib

Hickory joins a line of recent publications like the viral smashGo the F**k to Sleepand the follow-upYou Have to F**king Eatthat add an irreverent twist to parenting.
—Atlantic Magazine