Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth: And Other Pop Culture Correspondences [Paperback]

“Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darthis proof that a funny book on pop culture doesn't have to be snide and nasty. I loved everything about it.” —Jim Gaffigan
 
We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lord’s trash can? In the riotously funny collectionDear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth,John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see.
 
FromThe Walking DeadtoThe Wizard of Oz,from Billy Joel toBreaking Bad,no reference escapes Moe’s imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirk’s lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001–006, or Don Draper’s cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Z’s 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive—and much more.
 
Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie,Dear Luke, We Need to TalkDarth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest.“Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darthis proof that a funny book on pop culture doesn't have to be snide and nasty. I loved everything about it.”—Jim Gaffigan
 
John Moe has been making me laugh for 1,249 years (we are both immortal), andDear Lukeis, not surprisingly, EXTREMELY FUNNY. I expect him to entertain us all for another 1,249, unless I am ablCs