HYPERtheticals: 50 Questions for Insane Conversations [Cards]

You are in an unfortunate situation in which you are forced to consider cannibalism in order to stay alive.WOULD YOU RATHER EAT BABIES OR ELDERLY PEOPLE?

You are offered a Brain Pill that will make you feel 10 percent more intelligent, but you will seem 20 percent less intelligent to everyone else.DO YOU TAKE THE PILL? 

SUPPOSE YOU WAKE UP INHABITING BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN'S BODY.Your voice sounds just like Bruce's, but your musical ability is still entirely your own. You are scheduled to perform in a huge concert that night.WHAT DO YOU DO?

How would your mother answer these questions? Your best friend? Your significant other?PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME INSANE CONVERSATIONS.  Chuck Klosterman is the bestselling author of six nonfiction books (most notablySex, Drugs, and Cocoa PuffsandI Wear the Black Hat) and two novels (Downtown OwlandThe Visible Man). He has written forThe New York Times,The Washington Post,GQ,Esquire,Spin,The Guardian, TheBeliever,Billboard,The A.V. Club, andESPN. Klosterman served as The Ethicist forThe New York Times Magazinefor three years; appeared as himself in the LCD Soundsystem documentaryShut Up and Play the Hits; and was an original founder of the web siteGrantlandwith Bill Simmons. He is a native of North Dakota and currently lives in Brooklyn with his wife,Entertainment WeeklyTV critic Melissa Maerz.CN