Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot [Paperback]

A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not! Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race:Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips--complete with illustrations--that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?! to Stop playing games, idiot! and, of course, PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE! Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.Ben Schwartzis an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He's starred in the television showsHouse of LiesandParks and Recreationas well as the filmsThis Is Where I Leave YouandThe Walk. He is the co-author of the national bestsellerGrandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animalsand its two sequels.

Laura Mosesis an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits includeMarriedon FX, the50th Anniversary ofA Charlie Brown Christmas, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestsellerThings You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben's bio. This book is so funny. Read it and you'll 100% find love--if you're into that kinda thing...happiness or whatever. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Laura and Ben's absurdist look at lĂ*