Messing About in Quotes: A Little Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations [Hardcover]

Become a dazzling wit or enjoy a good laugh with this entertaining collection of humorous quotations, carefully handpicked and edited by writer and broadcaster Gyles Brandreth. FromArttoBores,TennistoWine, this little dictionary contains over 2,700 of the best quotations, from witty one-liners and funny phrases to pithy comments and unintended humour.

If you live to be one hundred you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. --George Burns

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry. --Victoria Wood

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie-detector. --Graham Greene

The trouble with a book is that you never know what's in it until it's too late. --Jeanette Winterson

Gyles Brandrethis a writer, broadcaster and former MP -- and one of Britain's most sought-after award ceremony hosts and after dinner speakers. A reporter on The One Show and a regular contestant on Radio 4's Just a Minute, his many books includeThe Oscar Wilde Murder Mysteries, the no.1 bestseller:The 7 Secrets of Happiness, as well as the hugely popularOxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations.