Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse [Paperback]

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Insideis the answer for the rest of us.

Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn),Only Dead on the Insideblends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready,Only Dead on the Insideis your best—and only—chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.

Welcome to the End

Chapter 1: The Best Bad Day of Your Life

Chapter 2: Kamikaze Kids

Chapter 3: Eat or Be Eaten

Chapter 4: What's Yours Is Mine

Chapter 5: Going the Distance

Chapter 6: Hide and Go Weep

Chapter 7: Pacify This

Chapter 8: Strolling for Trouble

Chapter 9: The Home Front

Chapter 10: You Are the Law

Chapter 11: So You Have to Cut Off Your Arm

Chapter 12: Driving Off into the Sunset

The End of the End

Acknowledgments

About the Author