Well, now you've gone and done it America. You've elected Donald K. Trump President and the U.S. will never again be the same! The problem for all of us is that he's got plans, lots of them--the list reads like a bad acid trip: Nominating Bernie Madoff for Secretary of the Treasury; Trumpifying the Constitution; making personal real estate deals with Vladimir Putin; staging a hostile takeover of one of America's great news magazines - to name just a few. In this inaugural (and wholly fictitious) issue ofTrump TIMEMagazine, President-Elect Trump promises to re-make America in his own image - and it ain't pretty. Don't like it? Move to Canada, losers!
Tom Connoris a journalist, business writer, author and book producer. He attended, and failed or was thrown out of, Our Lady of Suspicious Conception School, Thomas More School, and Harvard. As a journalist, his work has appeared in theNew York Times,Los Angeles Times, andTown & CountryandWriter's Digest, among other publications. He currently writes custom business content forFortune,ForbesandBloomberg BusinessWeek. With long-time friend and collaborator Jim Downey, he is the co-author and -producer of half a dozen parodies.
Jim Downeyis a copywriter, journalist and author. He has written and produced award-winning human interest pieces for NPR as well as skit-comedy pieces for Comedy Central television. He is the co-author with Tom Connor of the national best-selling parodies,Is Martha Stuart Living?andMartha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining, amongst others.
[A] special issue that you will cherish for the rest of your years.
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