Seinlanguage [Paperback]

Seinfeld.For more than 33 million viewers, the Emmy Award-winning television show has become a Thursday night ritual. Even though the show has ended, Jerry Seinfeld's distinct brand of humor can still be yours.

In his #1New York Timesbestselling book,SeinLanguage,Jerry Seinfeld has captured on the page his views on topics ranging from Raisinettes to relationships, from childhood to cop shows, and from parents to power suits. This must-have book for all fans—and who isn't a fan?—remains available in both paperback and hardcover.Jerry Seinfeldis an actor, comedian, and author ofHalloween, Stories from a Moron,andSeinlanguage. He resides in NYC and Los Angeles with his wife (also a bestselling author!) and his family. Jerry Seinfeld is the creator ofSeinfeld,one of the most beloved television shows of all-time.Freeway of Love

Well that’s it. I give up. I really don’t know what the women are thinking. I’ve talked with them. I’ve studied them. I’ve asked them to study me. And I have to admit I am still at square one. Not that I really object to square one. It is the only numbered square in the game. At least you know your position.

Nobody ever screws up and goes, “Well, back to oval seven.”

I believe we’re all secretly happy we can’t figure our relationships out. It keeps our minds working. I think we have to be grateful for the one thing in our lives that keeps us from being totally focused on eating.

The Date

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked at the end of it.

“Well Bill, the boss thinks you’re the man for the position. Why don’t you strip down and meetlC-