That Furball Puppy and Me [Paperback]

Here I am, a relf-respecting kitten just trying to survive in a real rat-eat-cat world, when the humans in my life start acting crazy. Something about the kids, the grandkids, coming to visit for Christmas. I would have run away if I had known what that meant! Mama accusing me of tearing up the presents. Noisy voices and grabby little hands. I tell you, it's a dog's world. Bite my tounge! If the grandkids are bad, they're nothing compared to the gift the kids gave Mama for Christmas...a puppy!

Dumb furball. Everybody is cooing over this yappy puppy who only wants to play. Why can't he settle down like me? We're both in the doghouse now. So I got him in trouble for tearing up the kitchen. Big deal. Problem is, I feel responsible. This puppy's headed for T*R*O*U*B*L*E. How can I save him? I can't even save myself!

Chapter 1

Ring...Ring.

The loud, shrill noise made my ears twitch.

Ring...Ring.

The sound came from the ringy-box on the wall. It was a strange, little white box that hung in the kitchen. Every time it said, Ring...Ring, the Mama would pick it up and start talking to herself.

Sure enough...

Mama left the dishes she was working on in the sink and wiped her hands on the towel. She picked up the little ringy-box and held it against the side of her head.

Hello, she said to herself. Suddenly a smile crept across her face. Well,

hi. Her tlƒ0